Papercraft Final

Here I am in all my glory! Bask in my glory!

Bask I say!

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Okay, then.

Now, to start my building my papercraft army. Either that or I could make papercrafts of everyone and slowly replace them with their paper doppelgangers.

Here's the fedora. It should fit. It probably won't work with the cubeecraft template, 'cause I made my template head slightly bigger.

Papercraft v. 1.0

Tada!

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...Yeah.

Here it is, my papercraft.

I still have to make the fedora from scratch. I think I'll add something to the hair, so it's obvious that my hair is curly. I never realized how complicated my jacket was until I did this.

Papercraft Head v. 1.0

Here's my head. Looks like me, which is good. Will add more details to the hair later. Although it won't really matter much since I'll be wearing an awesome fedora.

Business Card v . 1.0

I ended up using a self-portrait I drew last semester.

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Still don't have a back for it yet and still paranoid as usual.

Business Card v . 0.8

The idea was to make a business card for myself if I was an illustrator working for a trading card company or something like that, so business card becomes trading card. I kinda combined a bunch of different kinds of cards together on this one, mainly from Pokemon cards.I will either take a picture of myself or draw a caricature of myself for the frame at the top. Haven't come up with a back for it yet. Obviously not my real information at the bottom 'cause I'm paranoid. My card is ultra frickin' rare.

Logo 4 v. 2.0

Simple is good, yes?

Logo 1 v2.0

Much better. I would hire this ninja upon seeing this logo.

Am I biased? Of course I am!

Logo 4

Sleeping Pill... very literal with this one

Logo 3

Stoic Crowbars... this is a good example of an idea that is sound in concept but when put into practice doesn't quite work as planned. I wish I knew what I was thinking when I came up with this idea, 'cause it might be worth publishing. The crowbar eyebrows are the only thing I like on this. It's harder to make a crowbar than it should be... Still, don't see why everyone thought it was a moustache.

Logo 2

This is propaganda for the Fuzzy Overseer/Overlord/King. You must obey or else you will suffer at the mighty feet of our beloved Fuzzy Overseer.

Long live his Fuzziness!

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I had to get that out of my system. Now, I'm better.

Logo 1

This is the possible logo for the Hungry Ninja company that provides all of your ninja needs as long as you pay for lunch. I can 't tell whether the ninja for hire is either really bad at his job and is starving or is really good but has had to lower his price due to the recession. Most likely the first one.

Gameboy Human Hybrid v. 2.0

Here's the upgraded version.

Gameboy Human Hybrid

After my fight with Antichrist, I won but did not leave the battle unscathed. I was barely alive, having loss about 30 percent of my blood, but I was able to send a distress signal (Yes, I can do that) before I passed out. Top scientists found me and rebuild me 'cause they have the technology.

Unfortunately, the only technology they had was a Gameboy Color with a cracked screen, some obsolete Gameboy accessories, copper wire, and lime green spray paint. This is the result. I don't think they really thought this through at all when they were rebuilding me. For example, there's a Gameboy built into my hand, but I need two hands to play it. It is cool that can take pictures with my right eye, but it's not like the Gameboy camera is known for its realistic pictures.

Maybe they were on a budget...

Postcard Attempt - Variations

Obviously, it's an old black 'n' white giant monster movie. Just pretend this is Tokyo and that those people in the corner are Japanese and are not matching their words to their lips while they scream "Godzzziiiiiillllllaaaaaa!"

I like this tricolor comic book thingy.

Our fighting is so intense, it's warping the space-time continuum! O, the humanity!

Might be a tad too much contrast methinks, but, eh, I still like it. Looks like I am wearing face makeup, though.

Words cannot express how awesome aluminum foil is in making this even better than it 'twas before. Makes it almost into a night scene. I just like it for some reason unknown to even myself.

Cleaning Up A Crime Scene

Before

After

Excellent! I have now learned how to fix my own crime scene photos. Now, I won't have to... um... persuade those pesky camera people to edit the photos for me before I confiscate the incriminating evidence. Hey, and I save a ton of money on the complimentary cement shoes and the one way trip to the bottom of the lake that I give them as thanks for their help.

Postcard Attempt - Take #2

I did it. I have added a monster that reminds me of something off Godzilla. His name is Antichrist. He is not "The Anti-Christ." It's just his name. I did not give him his name. Someone else did, and it stuck. He's something I made in 3-D Design last semester. He likes long walks on the beach, soft jazz, and either giving people neck hugs or strangling them. I haven't quite figured out which one he's actually trying to do.

Unfortunately, Fate has put us, once the best of friends, into mortal combat. Why? Truth be told, I forgot why we're actually fighting, but still we must fight to the death. Who will win? Creator or Creation? Only God knows.

Oh, and as an excuse for not realizing that my legs look really short in the picture, I'm going to say that my legs look short 'cause I'm actually rising from the underground, so my legs are still under the earth. Now, when I get my legs out of the ground I will have an even greater height advantage over the Antichrist.

...I should add a big "Versus" in between the Antichrist and me.

Postcard Attempt

Well... here it is in all of its glory. I rise from the depths to attack the city whose name I've forgotten. Yes, I know. It looks real, but don't be scared. It's not real, and even if it was real. I would never attack a city unless someone really pissed me off. So don't worry or do worry, either way is fine with me.

No text 'cause I still don't exactly know what I'm doing, not that I know which city I'm actually attacking. I shall add an appropriate monster for me to do battle with later.